2011+Officer+Skit

Mrs Crane and I have most of the props available already. Everyone is responsible for their costume except Allyssa. Mrs Crane has a sumo suit for an FCCLA project we did. If there's any props that are not listed below, please let me know. I'll see if we have them at our school. Hot Wheels car || Mrs. Crane Brandon || scooter || Matt ||
 * Officer || Props || Who's Responsible ||
 * Sean || Sweatin' to the Oldies DVD's || Mrs. Crane ||
 * Alyssa || Sumo Suit || Mrs. Crane ||
 * Rachel N || Cones
 * Rachael P || Nerf Gun/Darts & Target || Brandon ||
 * Matt || Music, powerpoint for gameshow
 * Rebecca: || a few note cards w/FCCLA Logo || Rebecca ||

Characters: Host: President Assistant: State VP 80’s workout instructor(Student Body): Devotional Leader Sumo Wrestler (Families First/Japanese Exchange): 2nd VP Speed Racer (FACTS): Secretary Superhero (Community Service): 1st VP Paul Blart, Mall Cop (STOP the Violence): Comm. Service coordinator Commercials: NOC, Treasurer, Reporter, Historian, Parliamentarian, Rec. Leader, Jr High Rep. All commercial people just wear their uniforms.

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Matt (Backstage with mic): Good Afternoon FCCLA! We’re live at Meadow Heights! She’s everyone’s favorite letter turner, no no Not Vanna… It’s Rebecca White!

Rebecca enter stage right, waving.

Matt (Continues): He’s handsome, he’s pretty much a big deal, he’s your co-host: Brandon Brady!

Brandon enter stage left, waving.

Matt: And this is: Let’s make a Deal with FCCLA!

Rebecca: Thank you, thank you! I’m so glad to be here live at the 2011 Region 6 Workshop with FCCLA! How is everyone doing today??? Vanna is off chasing some big, spinny wheel so here I am!

Brandon: Wayne Brady, my cousin, sends his apologies for not being here. He’s out recording another album. You guys know how to play: 5 competitions, 5 competitors, and a little audience participation! Our first competition will cover Student Body.

Rebecca: My lovely assistant will find out first competitor. Everyone stand up and makes some noise!

Brandon goes to the audience to Sean and brings him on stage.

Rebecca: Looks like we’ve found our first competitor! What’s your name and what do you do?

Sean: Name’s Billy… Billy Banks. I offer a large list of 80’s workout classes down at the Y.

Rebecca: Yeah, we can totally tell by that outfit.

Brandon: Well let’s get started! Your get up looks like you know a little bit about the Student Body program.

Sean: The Student Body program is a national FCCLA program that teaches young people to eat right, be fit, and make healthy choices.

Rebecca: Coooorrect! Here’s what you’re playing for: The entire collection of Sweatin’ to the Oldies with Richard Simmons! You will have 30 seconds to show us your best dance moves. Dancing is a great exercise.

Brandon: Time begins when the music starts. Audience, please show your support!

Rebecca: Well, that was pretty good. But it’s not up to us: Audience how do you think he did?
 * 80’s Music*

Brandon: Woo hoo!

Rebecca hands Sean the prize.

Brandon: Thanks for playing! We’ll be right back after this! Don’t touch that remote!!

All exit stage right.

Parli: (enter stage right, while walking) Does FCCLA really give you the skills for life? Do you really get to miss school for FCCLA trips? Does FCCLA really allow you to travel the country?

Jr Rep, Treasurer, Rec Leader enter stage right.

Jr High Rep: We’re lost. I know it!

Gabby: I knew we should have asked for directions! We’re in Orlando and we’re supposed to be in Washington DC!

Kaitlynn: Well, Mrs Crane said this was the right way to go!

All exit stage left. Brandon and Rebecca enter stage left

Rebecca: Welcome back to let’s make a deal! Up next is the Families first competition! Families First is a national FCCLA program through which youth gain a better understanding of how families work and gain skills to become stronger family members.

Brandon: Families First also offers a trip to Japan through the Japanese Exchange program. Members in their Sophomore/Junior year of High school and travel to Japan and take part in Future Homemakers of Japan. Which is exactly what our next competitor will win!

Rebecca: Brandon, please find our next player!

Brandon gets Allyssa who’s in a sumo suit.

Rebecca: Welcome to the stage, diaper wearing person…

Allyssa: It’s not a diaper… Anyway…

Rebecca: This challenge will be a question and answer competition.

Brandon: You will have to successfully identify 2 of 3 families that are described by 3 clues.

Rebecca: Whenever you’re ready.

Allyssa: I was born ready!

Brandon: Alright! Number 1: Yellow. Lives in Springfield. Big, it movie.

Allyssa: Oh that’s easy! It’s ummm…. Uhhhhh Rebecca sings Jeopardy Theme

Allyssa: SHhhhh!!! It’s ummm… THE Simpsons!

Brandon: Coooooorrrrrect!

Rebecca: You need one more correct answer to win. Number 2: Large family. Marcia Marcia Mracia. Big in the---

Allyssa: *interrupts* THE DUGGARS!

Brandon: *Buzzer sound* Ohhhh Sorry… It’s actually the Brady Bunch. You still have one more question! Number 3: Stone Age. Animals in place of appliances. Best friends with Barney.

Allyssa: THE FLINTSTONES!!!

Rebecca: Yes! That’s correct! *claps*

Brandon hands her a stack of papers and a pen

Brandon: *while walking her off stage right* Congratulations! Just sign here, here, here, initial here and there. And sign here. There! Now you’re all set for your scholarship for the Japanese Exchange Program! Have fun and be safe!

Rebecca: Our next competition will be the Community Service Program!

Rachael as Superman races onto the stage

Rachael: COMMUNITY SERVICE!!! That’s the PERFECT event for me! I’m a superhero. Superman to be exact! I even have a cape!

Brandon: Wow! That’s legit! Who better to compete in Community Service than Superman?

Rebecca: Community Service is a national FCCLA program that helps ALL students develop, plan, carry out and evaluate projects to improve the quality of life in their communities.

Brandon: That’s right! To prove that anyone can do community service, we will need a volunteer from the audience to help us out! *pick volunteer*

Rebecca introduce volunteer by having them say their name and school.

Brandon: All you will have to do is hold this target steady. Oh so steady. We wouldn’t want any accidents!

Rebecca: Okay, Superman. You will take this dart blaster and shoot the target. You will only have six tries. After all, you are a super hero! So just pretend that the target is some evil villain and you have to save a school full of children.

Rachael: Right! Well… Maybe I’m not ready for this… I mean a school full of children? That’s a lot of pressure!

Rebecca: SAVE THE CHILDREN SUPERMAN!!!

Rachael: Okay! I got this! *shoots target*

Brandon: Great job! You save the school! I think the mayor is backstage to give you a key to the city!

Rachael runs off stage left. Rebecca: Thank you, Superman and *Insert name of volunteer here*! We’ll be riiiight back after these short messages.

Both start to exit stage left

Brandon: Hey! That’s my line!

NOC and Parli enter stage left

NOC: Do you have trouble with your money management skills?

Parli: Having trouble with financial planning?

NOC: Well come on down to Financial Fitness Gym! We’ll help you learn how to make, save and spend money wisley!

Parli: For free!

NOC: Did you say free? How could you pass that up? You can find us on the internet at [|www.fcclainc.org]!

Exit stage right Brandon and Rebecca enter stage right

Brandon: Looks like we have time for two more competitions!

Rebecca: Up next will be our FACTS Competition.

Brandon: FACTS, Families Acting for Community Traffic Safety, is a national FCCLA program through which students strive to save lives educating adults and youth about traffic safety. I think I see someone who I know will be perfect for this completion.

Brandon goes and gets the secretary . Rachel N: Hello! I know what you guys are thinking… “Speed Racer doesn’t know anything about traffic safety” Well I’ll have you know that I ALWAYS wear my seatbelt and I don’t dare look at my phone when I’m driving!

Brandon: That’s awesome, Speed! Let’s put those safety skills to the test!

Rebecca: You will have to successfully walk through our traffic cone obstacle course to win

Brandon and Rebecca: A BRAND NEW CAR!

Rachel: Let’s go! I’m ready to drive home in my new car! I hope it’s a convertible! I love to feel the wind in my hair!

Brandon: Whenever you’re ready.

Rachel slowly walks through the cones being extra careful not to hit one.

Rebecca: Awesome job!

Brandon reaches in his pocket and retrieves a hot wheels car

Brandon: Congratulations, Speed! You traveled through the cones without even touching one! Here you are! *Hands car*

Rachel: This is my new car? Really? You said a NEW car!

Rebecca: It is new. And all complaints can be submitted in writing at the end of the show. Thanks for playing!

All exit stage right Historian and Reporter enter stage right

Historian: Here at FCCLA, we don’t just have leadership. We have leadership on fire!

Reporter: We don’t just have guitars, we have guitars that sound like dolphins.

Historian: Psst… *whispers* this is supposed to be an FCCLA commercial.

Reporter: Ahh, right. We don’t just have leaders. We have Leaders at Work. And we don’t just have a Missouri Leaders at Work winner, we have a Missouri Leaders at Work winner from Region 6!

Historian: *thumbs up to reporter* We don’t just have the connections, we have the Career Connection.

Reporter: We pretty much have everything you need to be career ready! It’s never too late to plan for your future career!

Exit stage left Brandon and Rebecca enter stage left

Brandon: *While walking* I heard that the Leaders of Work winner works on a game show or something… Looks like there’s ooooone more competition left!

Rebecca: And we’ve saved the best for last!

Brandon: STOP!

Rebecca: Hammer time?

Brandon: No! STOP the Violence!

Rebecca: Oh! STOP the Violence! Students Taking on Prevention!

Brandon: It’s a national FCCLA program that helps young people recognize, report, and reduce violence in their schools and communities.

Matt racing down the side of the stage on a scooter

Matt: I’m here! Did someone say violence? I allow NO violence in my mall! I’m Paul Blart. Mall Cop. It’s official.

Rebecca: Hello, Mr. Blart. Since you’re here, would you mind fighting some crime with us?

Matt: Crime? Who let crime into my mall!

Brandon: There’s no real crime, this is just a game show after all!

Rebecca: Better re-think that.

Sean and all commercial people enter stage left. Commercial people taunting and pushing Sean.

Brandon: Mr. Blart! You better do something about this!

Matt: Whoa! Whoa! There’s no need to get all Jerry Springer here! This is a family show! You kids need to catch up on this STOP the Violence program! I’m sure there’s some way we can solve this problem.

NOC: Well it all started when this guy (point at Sean) started bragging about how he “so good looking and all the ladies love him.” We couldn’t take it anymore! Sean: Well…..

Matt: (Interupts) Now that’s something that would appear on Springer… Anyway, violence is never the answer and this family show definitely isn’t the right place for arguing.

Everyone buy Matt, Rebecca, and Brandon starting arguing back and forth.

Brandon: Umm… Did he mention there’s money involved in the STOP the Violence program? How does $1000 sound? …Yeah that’s what I thought.

Everyone else enters from either side standing around Brandon and Rebecca.

Rebecca: Thank you all for watching!

Brandon: There’s so many people I’d like to thank! First off the fans, my parents, all you great leaders in the audience!

Rebecca: Stayed tuned for important messages from FCCLA and a wonderful keynote!

Brandon: I’m Brandon Brady

Rebecca: And I’m Rebecca White. Special thanks to our players and all the fans watching at home!

Brandon: Remember to keep the pet population down and have your pets spayed or neutered!

Rebecca: Thanks for watching! This has been…

Everyone: LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH FCCLA!!!